This journal is now friends-only because everyone's mean and keeps trying to flame me and oppress me!

[not even real XD]

[insert long urply whiny wibbly diatribate about longing for a hot sexy threesome with Hee-chan and Gordy-chan]

Today, I couldn't zip my pants all the way! I'm REALLY gonna start showing soon! ;_;

((OOC: So...is this a psychosematic 'pregnancy', or real mpreg? What would be more fun?

*determined NOT to let this RP die*))

Everyone's making fun of me for being pregnant! ;_;

I took another test! It turned green...green is close to blue!!

I'M PREGNANT WITH HEERO'S CHILD!!!!

MY LIFE IS OVER!!!!!

*sobs hysterically*

[Filtered against Hee-chan]

Hee-chan and I had a hot, passionate night, and two days later I was throwing up in the morning. I think he got me pregnant!!! MY LIFE IS OVER!

;_; Hee-chan will never love me again if I'm pregnant. ;_; I'll be a single parent!

Wuffie, why are you always so mean to me? ;_; My love with Hee-chan is so pure and beautiful and you have no right to spread lies about us and be a jerk! ;_;

Hee-chan is talking to the pink slut again!!! WHY DOES HE LIKE HER BETTER?! Is it cause she's prettier? Cause she has money? Cause she has BOOBS?!

*sighs tragically*

Maybe I'm just a dirty freak for being in love with a man...for being so beautifully feminine...normal boys love girls and have bigger muscles...

...

Where's my razor?

I have a scar, but it's nothing! Scars are sexy and Hee-chan will find it irresistable!

And Relena's still not around. Good. Don't need some dumb blonde pinkhead getting in my way!

She beat me. I wasn't strong enough, and Relena has won.

I just know my beloved Heero will dump me for her when he finds out.

My soul aches...I must dull this pain...

Relena is evil! I just saw her running around with a pink mop screaming that Hee-chan was hers! She's gonna take him away from me! *wails* If I lose my one and only I'm nothing!

Today started out being such a great day! I woke up, made my hair sexy, teased Wu-man..then I ran into Hee-chan and he was talking to RELENA. YUCK! And now he's being real mean to me for no reason! Doesn't he love me anymore? ;_;

Oh, well. If I did something wrong I'll make it up later by giving him lots of sex! <3